Chess with Birds

It happened to me or rather my carpet. Person one, not being named to protect their identity woke and used the bathroom and did not flush because they were either still drunk, forgetful, or still have the effects of a brain injury in the past. Maybe they were saving water, it does not matter the toilet was not flushed. Persons two's dog then wakes up and starts to think that this is an opportunity to get a drink. The dog drink the water and pukes on the carpet.

The funny think is that I am not mad that my carpet smells like a mixture of piss and dog vomit. I'm simply to impressed and amused. I know in general, girls would find that an apartment that smells like piss and vomit is not sexy. But my brain just does not think that far ahead. In fact, I am still impressed and it is two day latter. What is wrong with me?